My wife insisted that I call my mother in Arizona and let her know that I had gone down a pants size. Mom had been lecturin
g me about my size for more than a few years, so that call made her day. Now she has taken to lecturing my little brother because he is headed in the opposite direction. It's not telling tales out of school to mention that my brother and I are not extremely close, so this would not be designed to improve that, but being thinner is the best revenge. Since she refuses to go online, I will need to send a picture of the New Me to her nearest Walgreen's for processing. For your viewing pleasure, here is a picture of the Old Me and the new me. Not hard to figure out which is which.
g me about my size for more than a few years, so that call made her day. Now she has taken to lecturing my little brother because he is headed in the opposite direction. It's not telling tales out of school to mention that my brother and I are not extremely close, so this would not be designed to improve that, but being thinner is the best revenge. Since she refuses to go online, I will need to send a picture of the New Me to her nearest Walgreen's for processing. For your viewing pleasure, here is a picture of the Old Me and the new me. Not hard to figure out which is which.
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